April 2010
2 posts
Apr 9th
Apr 9th
January 2010
1 post
Jan 19th
October 2009
4 posts
Sea of darkness and psychological horror
Need to stay away from guro. My nightmares are more horrific than any horror movie ever made. I don’t know what’s worse; dreaming that I was being blended alive or seeing myself being blended, and turned into various products. That’s it I’m going vegan
Oct 20th
What I believe
The problem is that bosses lose sight of the people that give them the strength to stand tall. This isn’t socialism; you have to respect the people who work for you and make this system work. They work hard, you work hard; your role happens to make you more money and afford you a much better lifestyle. This is why we tip our waiters, say “thank you” to the doorman, buy the...
Oct 17th
Imperialism
For: A strong national policy is vital for the credibility of a nation. In order to serve the people of this Country, we must take up arms and strengthen our industries in preparation for peacekeeping operations around the globe. The various nations that make up our world’s political climate are not necessarily lead by people with policies that align with ours. This in itself is not an...
Oct 16th
Preparedness
It’s important to be prepared for all the possible situations that may arise in a position of leadership. The state of being prepared is to be mentally fortified against any calamity. This takes training and the accumulation of knowledge. Training helps the mind stay limber and focused in a bad situation, so that the knowledge of how to handle a situation can be properly applied to...
Oct 16th
September 2009
1 post
Chicks with dicks are the best
I wish I were a woman with a beautiful tall girlfriend who has a huge cock, and I would like to be pounded by this amazing goddess of a trannie until my orgasms threaten my life and the long term health of my little oversexed pussy . I want to cum over and over again and fall asleep for days and wake up naked and covered with a layer of pure sex. On off days I would wake from my trance, find some...
Sep 15th
August 2009
29 posts
Greening the Desert →
Aug 19th
“What’s up man, this is Jacob take it to show up. I wanted to tell you that...”
Aug 18th
safari has crashed on me like a dozen fucking times the past weekend. i blame 10.5.8
Aug 10th
CAMPFIRES ARE AWESOME
Aug 10th
1 tag
Weak narrative
This blog is weak because it overuses the first person perspective. It would be better if dude would just learn to talk in the third. The challenge would then be to avoid being a prick, but a greater challenge would be the Greatest Prick. This blog will now be written in 3rd person.
Aug 10th
The democracy of the sacred perpetual mental...
I wanna be like a lifelong learner and eventually be confident in my perpetual ability to learn shit. It would give me happy great joy to be a cool grandpa that can sk8 good and play pokemon ultrarain edition, while debating against new quantum mechanical hypotheses using the latest arguments published by CERN by adopting some of the newer findings to defeat parts of the proposal that are weak. ...
Aug 10th
Angel Lucifer is my
Lucifer is the lightbringer who totally gave man the ability to solve complex problems and if I have any imaginary friends it would have to be him. Lucifer is such a bishie and would win in any fight against anyone except I guess maybe big daddy but he has no reason to fight nowadays. If lucifer wanted to fuck you, you would probably die after the greatest cum filled orgasm of your life. Dying...
Aug 10th
C.E.O.
i wanna walk around in a fucking four thousand dollar suit and call you stupid fucking people stupid fucking assholes for not doing your fucking job. i want you jerks to talk behind my back and label me as a fucking prick, and i want to you damn well know that you have to talk behind my back, behind closed doors, whispering your fucking hurt, because your fucking fear of getting erased off the...
Aug 9th
excuse me sir, but i thought i’d tell you that your gook is showing. no worries, just doing a public service.
Aug 9th
hey there, vaguely masculine geriatric sexpot
i liked your shoes. they looked really fucking cute, like the sort of shoes i’d wear to be really ironical with my hipster friends. i want to fuck you, really bad. i haven’t had a good lesbo fuck-fest in a long time (FOUR DAYS), and all i’ve had lately are twiggy, needy nyu girls who are fucking* me to get attention from their friends and family and shit. * And BTW, we fuck...
Aug 9th
hey there, big busty asian lady
listen my dear sister, I’m with ya. i know you is proud. i know the way it is, how you was damn near anorexic all you life, wit like little tiny titties all through high school- and you knows you gots it now and you is flauntin. there be curves on this bumpy ride now. i just gotta tell you baby, i appreciate it. i ain’t got no yella feva; i just like my ladies with all the luxurious...
Aug 9th
most of the world should treat the internet as a...
because you dirty useless motherfuckers are polluting the internet with garbage, useless trivia about your life and honestly you are a waste of oxygen. all you web 2.0 social media shops, your VCs and your optimistic developers, you guys are fucking asshole enablers. you guys are responsible for this shit. a big old fuck you to you motherfuckers too. WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE INFORMATION...
Aug 9th
dear beautiful people of the world
i would like to rub my ***** on your ***** and stick my ******** in your ******* and then wrap your ****** in saran wrap and ***** your ***** ***** ****
Aug 9th
The world is sick
Aug 9th
this week passed like a stinky fart
Aug 9th
Aug 8th
Fuck vmware
Vmware sucks ok people don’t do it; it’s a big trap and it’s going to cost you mirrions
Aug 8th
Aug 6th
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“I ask for pain. God gives me the runs. Fuck you too, old imaginary friend.”
Aug 6th
Aug 6th
Just be
I came to the realization tonight that I no longer aspire to be “anyone”. Let’s leave it like this.
Aug 6th
Aug 5th
ode to the lost white race
The Caucasian “race” was actually the predominant phenotype of the Human Race in the previous centuries. The decline of the Caucasians (also known as the “whites”) was perpetuated by the tribal suicide effect. The Human genotype has a unique property that allows it to retain the genetic and racial memories of entire branches of the human experience, compressing this...
Aug 5th
an uneventful life; dying from loveless, dramatic...
i’m obsessed with dying, and love is like dying - and i love to subject myself to the intoxicated sickness of desire, and can feel the ends of my fingertips driven to do fantastic things by the insanity of blinding optimism. that beautiful girl that lives inside my heart has never left me, and i’m still in love with her… there isn’t a day that goes past without me at least...
Aug 5th
Blog dos Carros Antigos →
the internet is better than a delorean: travel back in time without getting shot in the fucking dick by a timecop
Aug 5th
Aug 5th
181 notes
Wanted: complete source code and architecture documentation to the jesusphone. C’mon disgruntled apple employees, let information be free
Aug 2nd
fuck bester
redbull fucks me up, gotta work on Sunday morning and it’s gonna be a doozy of a week. Individualism means to be a fucking dick to people and not really giving a shit about what they think. my ego wants me to do violence to someone to validate the theory of my cock, the status of which is in dispute (maybe one day I will just lop the fucking thing off?) Technology rinses my thoughts,...
Aug 2nd
the high point of today is going to be banana king. the hudson county improvement authority can suck my grapefruit sized nuts. goddamn g …
Aug 2nd
July 2009
54 posts
Jul 29th
NYTimes: Young Japanese Women Vie for a...
From The New York Times: Young Japanese Women Vie for a Once-Scorned Job By HIROKO TABUCHI Once derided as immodest, hostessing, a job in which young women lavish attention on affluent men, has become a popular, respected and lucrative profession…. http://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/28/business/global/28hostess.html Get The New York Times on your iPhone for free by visiting...
Jul 28th
I wonder sometimes if humanity is going to “make it”; it seems as if we are going to bottom out any day now.
Jul 27th
I would like to buy huge tracts of land in the desert and be the Kwisatz Haderach of my own ecological Eden
Jul 27th
Jul 27th
Yo dawg I herd u leik monitoring mysql with cacti so we put a mysql server in your cacti so you can monitor mysql while you monitor mysql
Jul 26th
Really ought to plan weekends out better to eke out more fun instead
Jul 25th
I need a fucking haircut 一口一;;
Jul 25th
Living With Less - The Human Side of the Recession... →
Jul 23rd
Boom headshot →
Jul 23rd
gorun.py - Using (py)inotify to run commands when... →
Jul 22nd
... and Congress shall have the power ... to...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Declaration_of_war_by_the_United_States http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phoenix_Program http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CIA_transnational_human_rights_actions http://books.google.com/books?id=4YGzSW-sHj0C&lpg=PA128&dq=%22lethal%20finding%22%201994%20iraq&pg=PA128
Jul 22nd
I need to speak simply, with phrases I craft from words I have true ownership of, to be my own deliberate composition for the sake of crystalizing my current self for later reflection. This is very important; I am in need of the sort of resuscitory aid that comes from waking up from the dream of everyday life and recognizing the profound maelstrom of stimulating emotions that are adaptively...
Jul 22nd