August 2009
29 posts
Greening the Desert →
“What’s up man, this is Jacob take it to show up. I wanted to tell you that...”
CAMPFIRES ARE AWESOME
safari has crashed on me like a dozen fucking times the past weekend. i blame 10.5.8
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Weak narrative
This blog is weak because it overuses the first person perspective. It would be better if dude would just learn to talk in the third. The challenge would then be to avoid being a prick, but a greater challenge would be the Greatest Prick. This blog will now be written in 3rd person.
The democracy of the sacred perpetual mental...
I wanna be like a lifelong learner and eventually be confident in my perpetual ability to learn shit. It would give me happy great joy to be a cool grandpa that can sk8 good and play pokemon ultrarain edition, while debating against new quantum mechanical hypotheses using the latest arguments published by CERN by adopting some of the newer findings to defeat parts of the proposal that are weak. ...
Angel Lucifer is my
Lucifer is the lightbringer who totally gave man the ability to solve complex problems and if I have any imaginary friends it would have to be him. Lucifer is such a bishie and would win in any fight against anyone except I guess maybe big daddy but he has no reason to fight nowadays. If lucifer wanted to fuck you, you would probably die after the greatest cum filled orgasm of your life. Dying...
C.E.O.
i wanna walk around in a fucking four thousand dollar suit and call you stupid fucking people stupid fucking assholes for not doing your fucking job. i want you jerks to talk behind my back and label me as a fucking prick, and i want to you damn well know that you have to talk behind my back, behind closed doors, whispering your fucking hurt, because your fucking fear of getting erased off the...
excuse me sir, but i thought i’d tell you that your gook is showing. no worries, just doing a public service.
hey there, vaguely masculine geriatric sexpot
i liked your shoes. they looked really fucking cute, like the sort of shoes i’d wear to be really ironical with my hipster friends. i want to fuck you, really bad. i haven’t had a good lesbo fuck-fest in a long time (FOUR DAYS), and all i’ve had lately are twiggy, needy nyu girls who are fucking* me to get attention from their friends and family and shit.
* And BTW, we fuck...
hey there, big busty asian lady
listen my dear sister, I’m with ya. i know you is proud. i know the way it is, how you was damn near anorexic all you life, wit like little tiny titties all through high school- and you knows you gots it now and you is flauntin. there be curves on this bumpy ride now. i just gotta tell you baby, i appreciate it. i ain’t got no yella feva; i just like my ladies with all the luxurious...
most of the world should treat the internet as a...
because you dirty useless motherfuckers are polluting the internet with garbage, useless trivia about your life and honestly you are a waste of oxygen. all you web 2.0 social media shops, your VCs and your optimistic developers, you guys are fucking asshole enablers. you guys are responsible for this shit. a big old fuck you to you motherfuckers too.
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE INFORMATION...
dear beautiful people of the world
i would like to rub my ***** on your ***** and stick my ******** in your ******* and then wrap your ****** in saran wrap and ***** your ***** ***** ****
The world is sick
this week passed like a stinky fart
Fuck vmware
Vmware sucks ok people don’t do it; it’s a big trap and it’s going to cost you mirrions
“I ask for pain. God gives me the runs. Fuck you too, old imaginary friend.”
Just be
I came to the realization tonight that I no longer aspire to be “anyone”.
Let’s leave it like this.
ode to the lost white race
The Caucasian “race” was actually the predominant phenotype of the Human Race in the previous centuries. The decline of the Caucasians (also known as the “whites”) was perpetuated by the tribal suicide effect. The Human genotype has a unique property that allows it to retain the genetic and racial memories of entire branches of the human experience, compressing this...
an uneventful life; dying from loveless, dramatic...
i’m obsessed with dying, and love is like dying - and i love to subject myself to the intoxicated sickness of desire, and can feel the ends of my fingertips driven to do fantastic things by the insanity of blinding optimism. that beautiful girl that lives inside my heart has never left me, and i’m still in love with her… there isn’t a day that goes past without me at least...
Blog dos Carros Antigos →
the internet is better than a delorean: travel back in time without getting shot in the fucking dick by a timecop
Wanted: complete source code and architecture documentation to the jesusphone. C’mon disgruntled apple employees, let information be free
fuck bester
redbull fucks me up, gotta work on Sunday morning and it’s gonna be a doozy of a week. Individualism means to be a fucking dick to people and not really giving a shit about what they think. my ego wants me to do violence to someone to validate the theory of my cock, the status of which is in dispute (maybe one day I will just lop the fucking thing off?)
Technology rinses my thoughts,...
the high point of today is going to be banana king. the hudson county improvement authority can suck my grapefruit sized nuts. goddamn g …