C.E.O.
i wanna walk around in a fucking four thousand dollar suit and call you stupid fucking people stupid fucking assholes for not doing your fucking job. i want you jerks to talk behind my back and label me as a fucking prick, and i want to you damn well know that you have to talk behind my back, behind closed doors, whispering your fucking hurt, because your fucking fear of getting erased off the fucking map keeps you fucking up at night. i want you people to crack jokes and laugh at the size of my supposedly tiny dick, because i want to fuck your wife with said tiny dick. i want your wife to attempt to fake an orgasm on account of my tiny, laughable penis, while i shoot my fat disgusting load inside her and let you retarded employees raise your bastard children that spawned from my hateful cum. your stupid fucking wife will love this eventually because your fucking dick can’t fucking function anymore because my incessant yelling at work has rendered your junk impotent. she also thinks her disgusting whore punani is what’s helping you keep your job, but really you’re the only fucking reason you still have your fucking job and i don’t even fucking remember or care to know who the hell you are, I just know that your fucking wife is now totally fucking begging to blow me every week and none of your kids are yours.
the head of my penis is a beautiful crown of flesh that you secretly worship because you are so gay for me. your hate for me is directly related to envy of my ivy-league looks and suave banter. i will verbally abuse you and you will hate it, and you will bottle that hate up in your little mind to the point where you obsession becomes unhealthy. you will start to have dreams about sucking my cock while I call you a retarded fuck-ass, and then I will proceed to fuck your ass. this is what you think about when you try to fuck your wife, and this is why you can never come inside her. this is why none of your kids are yours, you stupid fucking moron.
i fuck three times a day and six times a night. i fuck women because i hate women. i hate them because i hated that whore of a mother i had. i never knew my father because he was an asshole just like me. and my brothers, they are all over this city. my brothers run this town. we’re all part of the same family, and we fuck your wives, your daughters, your mother, your son, your secretary, and you, only in your wildest homosexual fantasies.
Enjoy your lay, America. Love, - Goldman Sachs
