young, wet and bitchy

I wanna be like a lifelong learner and eventually be confident in my perpetual ability to learn shit. It would give me happy great joy to be a cool grandpa that can sk8 good and play pokemon ultrarain edition, while debating against new quantum mechanical hypotheses using the latest arguments published by CERN by adopting some of the newer findings to defeat parts of the proposal that are weak. I wanna fuck whatever is trendy to fuck not because it is trendy but because it is hard and I’ve been tapping that shit like months ago.

I hate how lately all I’ve been thinking about is fucking things and spraying cum over everything. I think I have a problem that can only be solved by a life of meditation and critical thinking.

I want to design my own line of clothes that will be really clean cut and neat but practical and interesting at the same time, sorta like messenger bags and munnys that are infinitely customizable but socially accepted in most circles.

A bowtie, longcoat, tickets to Iceland, brass knuckles, blank deck, pierced are in the works. I am going to become more awesome than I have ever imagined.